Pastor’s Corner

Do You Know Your Hymns?     

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Dentist’s Hymn……………………………………………..Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman’s Hymn……………………………….There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor’s Hymn…………………………………………. The Church’s One Foundation

Tailor’s Hymn……………………………………………………………………..Holy, Holy, Holy

Golfer’s Hymn ……………………………………………….There’s a Green Hill Far Away

Politician’s Hymn. …………………………………………………..Standing on the Promises

Optometrist’s Hymn ……………………………………Open My Eyes That I Might See

IRS Agent’s Hymn ………………………………………………………………..I Surrender All

Gossip’s Hymn …………………………………………………………………………..Pass It On

Electrician’s Hymn ……………………………………………………………….Send The Light

Shopper’s Hymn …………………………………………………………….Sweet Bye and Bye

Realtor’s Hymn. ………………………………I’ve Got a Mansion Just Over the Hilltop

Massage Therapists Hymn ……………………………………………………He Touched Me

Doctor’s Hymn …………………………………………………………….The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway

45mph ………………………..God Will Take Care of You
65mph ………………………..Nearer My God To Thee
85mph ………………………..This World Is Not My Home
95mph ………………………..Lord, I’m Coming Home
100mph ………………………Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk! Thanks to Doug Koeppen for providing some humor for our newsletter this month!

 

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